OMG, You Guys!

 
Did you hear? When Obama re-took the oath so the right-wing noise machine would shut up, he neglected to use a bible to do so!

All the right-wing bloggers are talking about it!

Apparently, using the Supreme Court to hijack the election eight years ago, that's kosher, but echoing a phrase wrong by one misplaced word or neglecting to use a religious prop in your pomp and circumstance, and your presidency is called into question.

Clearly, these people need to learn to unzip their pants and jerk (or stroke) it a while until the pressure subsides and there's a mess to clean up.