Thursday, February 5, 2009

All Aboard!

 
The Powers-that-Be at SEI have entrusted me with the mission of formally welcoming the newest members of the team: Jasper Palmer and admiralmpj. Suckers! But they've signed all the contracts and have agreed to the minimal stipend amount, so they're bound for life.

Hailing from intriguing and exotic Prince George's County, Maryland (rumoured to be in the greater Washington D.C. area) both men bring refreshing voices of progressive dissent and unique perspectives.

That sounded good, didn't it? Truth is, I haven't seen or spoken to these two since the mid 80s when we all attended the same high school so, whatever. Remember: we provide nothing but the best here at S.E.I., so...trust me. Yea. Seriously.

Gentlemen, go to it!

4 comments:

the beige one said...

Right, stipends...let me...uh.

(S)wine said...

CUT TO: LONG SHOT OF THE BEIGE ONE RUNNING OUT THE DOOR.

momentofchoice said...

welcome guys!

Bahama Shores Mama said...

now I'm gonna have to pull my yearbook out to put a face to the new voices..........and I thought Swine was the only politically savy, intelligent one to hail from our parts. Good to know.