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He’s Baaaack!
4 days ago
Thursday, February 5, 2009
All Aboard!
The Powers-that-Be at SEI have entrusted me with the mission of formally welcoming the newest members of the team: Jasper Palmer and admiralmpj. Suckers! But they've signed all the contracts and have agreed to the minimal stipend amount, so they're bound for life.
Hailing from intriguing and exotic Prince George's County, Maryland (rumoured to be in the greater Washington D.C. area) both men bring refreshing voices of progressive dissent and unique perspectives.
That sounded good, didn't it? Truth is, I haven't seen or spoken to these two since the mid 80s when we all attended the same high school so, whatever. Remember: we provide nothing but the best here at S.E.I., so...trust me. Yea. Seriously.
Gentlemen, go to it!
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Right, stipends...let me...uh.
CUT TO: LONG SHOT OF THE BEIGE ONE RUNNING OUT THE DOOR.
welcome guys!
now I'm gonna have to pull my yearbook out to put a face to the new voices..........and I thought Swine was the only politically savy, intelligent one to hail from our parts. Good to know.
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