Operation Leper

 
Taking a good look at the several post-election, interactive maps available online, there's strong evidence that the Republican party is becoming a regional one. Certainly it's in dissaray and pointing fingers, now making Palin the scapegoat for its failure to...communicate? If the GOP is smart, it will split and send the fundemented packing, and bring in a more moderate element like Schwarzenegger or Bloomberg, making the party what it once was: a collective of rich guys dedicated to financial conservatism and smaller government - not a pack of rats borrowing and spending while trying to muscle into the Middle East or infringing on citizens' civil rights, dictating personal lifestyle decisions (Hi there Prop. 8; ciao bella Roe v. Wade!).

It's highly unlikely that will happen, however. Already a censuring movement has been initiated, in which members of the GOP plan to prevent anyone who speaks out about Sarah Palin from working in Republican politics again. Ladies and gentlemen, will you help me please in welcoming-ing: "Operation Leper."

Quite ironic, considering how Jesus treated lepers.